From the recording SONGS ABOUT LAST NIGHT
The Romantic Tales of me shy - A song about someone who’s dating multiple women at once.
Lyrics
Good old Mr Shy
Giving her the eye again
Little does she know
He’s down to his toes in girls like her
He says to himself
Don’t know if I get started
The other one can get heavy hearted
This thought drives through his mind
Not that he cares for feelings
It’s all those girls with all those dealings
It keeps him on his toes
But when the levels are all wrong
He stops and sings this song
Turn it on
(Chorus)
What’s with Caroline
Hell yeah Sophie’s fine I swear
What’s with Sadie’s jeans
It is so unclean I swear
His minds in a twist
That golden watch on his wrist can’t save no time for him
Cause Stace goes overtime
And Trace would do a line
I swear
He says to himself
Don’t know if I get started
The other one can get heavy hearted
This thought drives him crazy
I don’t know why
He has to hide his feelings
It’s all those girls with all those dealings
He needs a break some time
Don’t you know
When the levels are all wrong
He stops and sings this song
Turn it on
(Chorus)
What’s with Caroline
Hell yeah Sophie’s fine
I swear
1,2,3 come sing it with me he say
What’s with Sadie’s jeans
It is so unclean
I swear
1,2,3 come sing it with me he go
Alright
Oh yeah
Alright
Oh yeah
(Chorus)
What’s with Caroline
Hell yeah Sophie’s fine
I swear
1,2,3 come sing it with me
Ahh the rest
I’m no good with names
But there really is no shame
To sing a song for them
It goes like this y’all
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
1,2,3 come sing it with me he say
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
1,2,3 come sing with me he say
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
1,2,3 come sing it with me he say
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
1,2,3 come sing it with me he say
Oi!